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On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

On a bag of chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On frozen t.v. dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the container's bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."